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The-simpsons

how about a bench warmer who's afraid of puppets?

Milhouse

It's a triumph of number-crunching over the human spirit.

Sports Announcer

There was a bank error in my favor and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes.

Monopoly Guy

Buying trophies from those cash-strapped schools really filled out the case.

Principal Skinner

Please use your time in line wisely to Sophie's Choice your child.

Mayor Quimby

Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town.

Mayer Quimby (about Mr. Burns)

He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head.

Smithers

This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.

Homer

he will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.

Homer
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