The Simpsons
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I do have a place you can go, where a man with sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.
Marge
Homer: The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do, an asteroid is going to wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place!
Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?
Lisa
Is R.L. Stine here? Because you just gave me goosebumps
TweenLit CEO
British Fonzie is right.
Homer [about Neil Gaiman]
I got the idea from every movie ever made.
Lisa
I heisted myself to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is I don't even know how to read.
Nail Gaiman
Homer: It's not illegal to sleep inside a tyrannosaurus head.
Security Guard: Sir, you're inside an allosaurus.
Homer: I demand to speak to my paleontologist.
I wanna go back inside mommy.
Ralph
I'm Santa!? Oh, now I'll never die.
Grampa
Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is.
Bart
You can always go back to Michigan. They're still under Sharia law.
Lisa
