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The Simpsons "A Test Before Trying" Quotes

Bart: Looks like Mr. Vanilla just grew some chocolate chips.
Seymour: Save your analogies for the analogy portion of the exam.
 • Rating: Unrated
Lisa: All my extra credit points are like frequentflier miles on a bankrupt airline.
 • Rating: Unrated
Chalmers: I hate waiting. That's why I hate risotto.
Skinner: Even mushroom risotto?
Chalmers: What do you think?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lunchlady (on being accused of murdering her husband): Never convicted. They couldn't find the body. Anyone care for some chicken-pete-pie?
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 5
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