Helen Lovejoy: That animal of yours is certainly bad-tempered.
Lisa: Yeah, well you'd be grumpy, too if you were taken out of your natural habitat and gawked at by a bunch of slack-jawed yokels.
Cletus: (Pointing at Lisa) Hey, Ma! Look at that pointed-haired-ed little girl! (Chuckles)

Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.

Homer

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 17 Quotes

Moe: Hey Clinton, get back to work!
Bill Clinton: Bite me.

Marge: (referring to Stampy) Homer... it looks like it could gore.
Homer: (chuckles) It does look like Al Gore.