The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Bart's Inner Child" Quotes

Krusty: There once was a man named Enos
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People in Audience: Be like boy! Be like boy! Be like boy!
Senior Citizens: (in the back) We like Roy! We like Roy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

James Brown: Wait a minute. This bandstand wasn't double-bolted!
Construction Guy: I didn't feel like doing it.
Homer: Right on, brother!
Marge: I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic is telling me you should have done your job.
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Moe: They're headed for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not!
Moe: Well then, let's go to the old mill anyway to get some cider!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brad Goodman: And soon you're not a human being, you're a human do-ing. Then what comes next?
Bart: A human go-ing!
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Principal Skinner: Damn! They're very slowly getting away!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snake: (stealing the trampoline) Alright! I got myself a bed!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kent Brockman: A new mood is in the air in Springfield as refreshing as a pre-moistened towelette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating with no holding back and this reporter thinks it's about (beep)ing time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Why do you read that 'free' column, Homer. They never have anything good!
Homer: Oh my god!
Lisa: What is it?
Homer: Tramampoline! Trabopoline! (runs off)
Bart: He said what now?
Marge: Please, don't bring home anymore old crutches!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: (to trampoline) Alright, you win for now, but some day you'll rust! Rust, I tell ya! (Laughs hysterically)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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