The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart" Quotes
Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.
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Total Quotes: 4