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Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.

Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!

Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.

Homer

Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.

Homer
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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 18 Quotes

Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.

Homer

Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.

Homer
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