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Like all childless couples they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.

Homer

Worry-wart Marge. You don't look a Trojan horse in the mouth.

Homer

Bart: All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
Lisa: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.

Marge: I think I hear a slight accent.
Woman: Mid-Atlantic.
Marge: *gasp* That's where they filmed The Wire! Step on it!

What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.

Homer

Anything new that wanders into this house ends up in the stew pot.

Cletus
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The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 11 Quotes

What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.

Homer

Anything new that wanders into this house ends up in the stew pot.

Cletus
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