The Simpsons "Changing of the Guardian" Quotes
Homer: Like all childless couples they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Worry-wart Marge. You don't look a Trojan horse in the mouth.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
Lisa: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: I think I hear a slight accent.
Woman: Mid-Atlantic.
Marge: *gasp* That's where they filmed The Wire! Step on it!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Homer: What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Cletus: Anything new that wanders into this house ends up in the stew pot.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6