The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 11: "Changing of the Guardian" Quotes
Like all childless couples they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.Homer
Worry-wart Marge. You don't look a Trojan horse in the mouth.Homer
Bart: All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
Lisa: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.
Marge: I think I hear a slight accent.
Marge: *gasp* That's where they filmed The Wire! Step on it!
What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.Homer
Anything new that wanders into this house ends up in the stew pot.Cletus