Homer: What I feel is envy.
Lisa: Wow! He's right.

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• Added: November 23, 2014

Bart: What's a game show?
Homer: Something you make sketches about.

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• Added: November 23, 2014

I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?

Homer

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• Added: November 23, 2014

Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?

Homer

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• Added: November 23, 2014

Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.

Homer

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• Added: November 23, 2014

This is embarrassing to admit, but I haven't even thought about gels.

Homer

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• Added: November 23, 2014

I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.

Homer

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• Added: November 23, 2014

Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.

Lisa

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• Added: November 23, 2014

You call that a left testicle, Toot?

Mo

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• Added: November 23, 2014