The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19: "Crook and Ladder" Quotes
Homer: I can't wait for my first fire. Is that one?
Lisa: That's just someone barbecuing.
Homer: Is that one?
Bart: That's a guy with red hair.
It is with great pride that I place the safety of our city in the hands of the first four people who showed up.Mayor Quimby
Moe: You know, I think I'll volunteer, too.
Barney: Why'd you say "too"?
Moe: Well, I assume I'm not the first one.
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money!?Homer
Firefighter: You've horribly injured the whole fire department!
Homer: Who are you, a travel agent? 'Cause you're sending me on a guilt trip!
Why am I sleeping when right next door is every kid's dream - - a fat, suggestible, zombie dad?Bart
(Dazed) Zombie montage.Homer
Rod: But users are losers!
Homer: You're confusing drugs with druuuuuuugs!
Marge: Homer, I think you dominoed this.
Homer: That's ridiculous. If I had set up those dominoes I'd be wearing my special domino-setting-up knee pads.
(lifts pant legs to reveal he's wearing Dominex knee pads)