The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer" Quotes (Page 2)

(Marge notices the Dancin' Homer t-shirts being sold at the ball park.)
Marge: A Simpson on a t-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
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(Homer gives a farewell speech to the fans at Springfield Stadium)
Homer: Some may say that I have been given a bad break in life; little education, bald as a cue ball, ten years on the same job for the same salary. But today, as I leave for Capital City, I consider myself the luckiest mascot on the face of the earth.
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(Lyrics to the song "Capital City," as sung over the end credits.)
Tony Bennett: There's a swingin' town I know called Capital City.
People stop and scream hello in Capital City.
It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king.
And it makes a king feel like some nutty cuckoo, super king.
It's against the law to frown in Capital City.
You'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance to see 4th street and "D." Yeah!
Once you get a whiff of it you'll never want to roam,
From Capital City my home, sweet swingin' home.
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(At Springfield Stadium, Mr. Burns and Smithers make their way to their seats.)
Mr. Burns: Ah, sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I'm their friend. You did get me something on an aisle, Smithers. I don't want to be surrounded by them.
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Employee: You're an inspiration to all of us in waste management, sir.
Mr. Burns: Well, take your mind off contaminants for one night and have a hot dog!
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Homer: D'oh, Marge, sitting next to the boss! The best night of the year and it's ruined!
Marge: All this means is you can't wave your fanny around in public.
Homer: Oh, yeah, rub it in!
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Man: Get on the bus, Dancin' Homer!
Homer: Will you shut up, I'm trying to think of a name!
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Homer: I have to convince my supervisor to give me a leave of absence.
Supervisor: Sure! How long would you like, four years? Five years!
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Homer: As my son would say, I'm one sad ape-like dude.
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