Bart's usually first in line for taco night, but now he's muy tarde. Is it alright to say tarde?

Marge

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• Added: March 09, 2014

Homer: Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
Marge: I don't have any diamonds.
Homer: Quit pressuring me!

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• Added: March 09, 2014

If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.

Homer

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• Added: March 09, 2014