The Simpsons

Sundays 8:00 PM on FOX
The simpsons
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.

Homer

In the strip club of my heart, you held da key to da champagne room. I loved you, man.

Fat Tony

I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.

Homer

FBI Agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophoni.
Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
Agent: No. It belongs to the government.

Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.

Homer

Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.

Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.

Homer

To heterosexual male friendship. The kind the ancient Greeks wrote about.

Fat Tony

Eh it was either this or put in a ladies' room.

Moe

If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?

Krusty

Ugh, I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.

Bart
Displaying all 11 quotes

The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 9 Quotes

If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?

Krusty

Ugh, I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.

Bart