The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 9: "Donnie Fatso" Quotes
And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.Homer
In the strip club of my heart, you held da key to da champagne room. I loved you, man.Fat Tony
I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.Homer
FBI Agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophoni.
Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
Agent: No. It belongs to the government.
Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.Homer
Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.
Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.Homer
To heterosexual male friendship. The kind the ancient Greeks wrote about.Fat Tony
Eh it was either this or put in a ladies' room.Moe
If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?Krusty
Ugh, I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.Bart