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And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.

Homer

In the strip club of my heart, you held da key to da champagne room. I loved you, man.

Fat Tony

I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.

Homer

FBI Agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophoni.
Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
Agent: No. It belongs to the government.

Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.

Homer

Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.

Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.

Homer

To heterosexual male friendship. The kind the ancient Greeks wrote about.

Fat Tony

Eh it was either this or put in a ladies' room.

Moe

If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?

Krusty

Ugh, I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.

Bart
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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 9 Quotes

If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?

Krusty

Ugh, I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.

Bart
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