The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 10: "Flaming Moe's" Quotes
Flaming Moe's Theme Song
When the weight of the world has got you down,
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day!
Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.
Mayor Quimby: It can be two things!
The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart man. He's my father, Homer Simpson.Bart
The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink? (everybody in the bar spits out their drink) Uh, figure of speech.
(after drinking the Flaming Homer) Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
(talking about his drink) I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good.Homer
(talking about Patty's leg) As I stared up at that hairy yellow drumstick, I knew I needed a drink.Homer
Selma: (showing slides) And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets. (next slide, shows Patty's hairy-leg) As you can see, we never did get the hang of it.
Bart: Aye, carumba!
Gin and tonic? Do they mix?
Kent: And we visit with heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum, who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.
Tatum: That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you'll know I really (bleep)-ed up bad.
Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
Homer: He's not so fat.
Holy Cow! Homer just fell on Aerosmith!Barney