The Simpsons "Gone Maggie Gone" Quotes
Nun: (singing to babies) If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin! If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Kent Brockman: Today, Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it. We recommend using a homemade "camera obscura", fashioned from an ordinary shoebox and paper towel tube.
(Kent reaches under his desk and pulls out an unmade camera obscura)
Kent Brockman: (fuming) This... was supposed to be pre-made. Fine, I'll do it myself. Where's the end of the frickin' tape?! Forget it! We'll do it next week!
Cameraman: (off-screen) The eclipse is today.
Kent Brockman: (shouting) There's an eclipse when I say there's an eclipse!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
(Homer places Maggie on the steps of a convent.)
Homer: Now I need to leave you where you'll be safe: Under the watchful eyes of God. And I'll be watching you too, in case God's busy making tornadoes or not existing.
• Rating: Unrated
(Arguing about Homer leaving Maggie on the steps of the convent and wanting to take her back.)
Homer: Oh come on, I bet your husband does stupid stuff all the time!
Nun: (angrily) I'm married to Jesus!
Homer: Yeah, and I'm married to Wonder Woman...
• Rating: Unrated
Mr. Burns: Well well, if it isn't the Tardy Boys and Nancy Clueless!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
(As Homer goes careening off the Bridge)
Homer: AHHHH! WHY DID I BRING THE BABY AND THE DOG TO THE POISON STORRRRREEEE!!?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6