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I don't ride side-saddle. I'm as straight as a submarine.

Hello, Smithers. Fancy seeing you in casual encounter park.

Burns

Oh, my gay dad is gay for gays.

Homer

Writing is for bathroom walls and acting is for getting out of DUIs.

Homer
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The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 14 Quotes

Writing is for bathroom walls and acting is for getting out of DUIs.

Homer

Oh, my gay dad is gay for gays.

Homer