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Bart: One, two, three... Community Chest.... nah, nah... ah! I've won second prize in a beauty contest, collect ten bucks, ha ha, you're losing!
Marge: Bart, don't feed your sister hotels.
Bart: Don't worry, there's tons of these things.

Computer Voice: 90 seconds to core meltdown.
Smithers: Sir there may never be a better time to say...I love you, sir.
Mr. Burns: Well, hot dawg. Thank you for making my last moments on earth socially awkward.

Okay, okay, don't panic, whosever problem this is, I'm sure they know how to handle it... (realizing) Aah! It's my problem! We're doomed!

Martin: Milhouse, I'd like to express my appreciation for Saturday. Jelly bean basket, personalized noisemakers. But the little touches are what made it enduring!
Bart: What's he talking about?
Milhouse: Uh... Hey! Look at that dog! Isn't that something!
Bart: Wow, brown!

Smithers: Sir, where's my radiation suit?
Mr. Burns: How the hell should I know? (as he covers the "Smithers" label on the suit he's wearing)

Apu: Did you notice that there is a kid on your bus?
Otto: Glad you told me. I was about to go to Mexico.

Who'd have thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated!

Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more. That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She says you're a bad influence.
Bart: Bad influence, my ass.

Eenie meenie miney mo. Is Homer a hero? The answer is no.

Kent Brockman
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