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The-simpsons

Boy, I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt!

Finally, the great taste of Worcester sauce in a soft drink. Ahh, steaky.

Commercial

Lisa: List your three favorite books and how they have influenced your life.
Homer: Is "TV Guide" a book?
Lisa: No.
Homer: "Son of Sniglet?"
Lisa: No.
Homer: Katherine Hepburn's "Me?"
Lisa: No!
Homer: Oh, I suck!

Dad, start digging some nerd holes!

Bart

Oh, you'll pay! Don't think you won't pay!

Richard Nixon

Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.

Mr. Burns

College?! Barber or clown?

Bart

Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor.
Nerd 1: Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science.
Nerd 2: And math.
Nerd 3: And the words to every Monty Python routine.
Nerds: (in unison) We are the Knights Who Say Ni! Ni!
(laughter)
Homer: Heh heh Ni.

That sounds like a pig fainting!

Dean
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