Benjamin: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course without learning the periodic table. Homer: I'll write it on my hand. Benjamin: Hoh! Including all known lanthanides & actinides? Good luck!
Lisa: Nerds are nothing to fear, Dad. In fact, some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter. Homer: Oh no! Not Souter! (buries face in hands) Oh nooo!
