The Simpsons

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CIA Guy

Bart: Can I betray the country I pledge allegiance to every day?
CIA Guy #1: You pledge allegiance to the flag.
CIA Guy #2: And the flag is made in China.

Apu: Mr. Homer, you inadvertently left your nuclear power plant ID in the birthday card rack.
Homer: I can't lose that, it's the best picture I have.
Apu: I am more concerned with global terrorism. America's enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge.
Homer: Yeah. I do know a lot about nuclears.
Apu: And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods, undesirable immigrants, by which I mean everyone that came after me, including my children.

Ghost: How could you mistake him for me?
Willie: It was that sassy mouth that got you killed in the first place.

Bart: Those are girl overalls!
Milhouse: I could pull it off.

I never thought of fatherhood as something that could affect a kid.

Oh my god I think I just met the thing I'm going to die on.

Bart

Life was so much easier when a machine told you when to laugh.

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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 12 Quotes

Oh my god I think I just met the thing I'm going to die on.

Bart

Life was so much easier when a machine told you when to laugh.

Homer