Bart: The burglar even took my stamp collection!
Lisa: You! Had a stamp collection!? (everybody laughs *phone rings*)
Nelson: Stamp collection!? Haha!

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Jimbo: You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothin'! I'm goin' to law school!
Homer: NOOOOOOOO!!!

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Good Lord! My Stormin' Norman commemorative plates stolen! Again

Principal Skinner

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Homer: No burning leaves without a permit!
Man: But I have one!
Homer: Too late!

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Well, it looks like we have our first caller. And I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show.

Kent Brockman

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So I said to him, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

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I'm filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar.

Grampa

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Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell!

Apu

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