The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Homerazzi" Quotes

Homer: Look at those celebrities, I've met them all, and yet they don't acknowledge my existence.
Betty White: Hello Homer, have you lost weight?
Homer: Oh like you care Betty White.
Betty White: Tell me, how's Maggie?
Homer: Her name is Marge!
Betty White: I was talking about your baby.
Homer: Oh, uh, she's looking very (Snaps picture) SNAPPY!
Betty White: Thanks for taking my picture. If you want me to sign it, here's a stamped self-addressed envelope, and give Santa's Little Helper a big hug for me.
Homer: (shakes fist) Yeah, that's right, just walk away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Homer gets ready to blow out his birthday candles)
Homer: I don't need to make a wish, because I already have this wonderful family . . . I wish for infinity hamburgers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Aw, our kids use to be so cute.
Bart: Used to?
Homer: Oh, deal with it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: (About the album) It was like a resume to a man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: (sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Krusty Doll: Where do kids today get these band names? The Kinks? The Stones? Sounds like my last physical!
Bart: Ha ha, references.
 • Rating: Unrated

Krusty Doll: What's with technology today? I-Pod, I-Tunes, I give up!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Marge reads The Inquisitor at the Quik-E-Mart)
Marge: Sideshow Mel is in a custody battle? And it's getting bitter?
Apu: Read one more thing, and it's a purchase!
Marge: "Experts disagree on location of Heaven"?
Apu: Purchase!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: First Amendment rules, privacy drools!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: (to Paris Texan) Hey Paris! I saw an ugly part of your body on the internet, your face!
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite quote from "Homerazzi?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!