The Simpsons "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Quotes
Homer: Give back that Holiday cheer, you bastard!
The Grumple: Never!
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(Gil is eating chocolates from a heart-shaped box)
Gil: Hey Homer, it's Valentine's Day, what are you getting the misses?
Homer: (angrily) A heart-shaped box of chocolates!
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Gil: Aw, come on, you can't say no to Gil.
Marge: (Loudly) NO!!!!
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Homer: Marge, admit it. You just can't say no to anyone. That's why you have three kids.
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Marge: I'm so sick of Gil, he ruins my Thanksgiving, uses my leg razor to peel his carrots
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Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home?
Marge: I'll tell you why--Christian charity.
Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?
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Patty: Elvis Stojko is so handsome!
Selma: He can grease up my skates anytime!
Moe: Don't you hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz?
Elvis Stojko: That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
Moe: Made up girlfriend, made up city!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7