The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 9: "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Quotes
Patty: Elvis Stojko is so handsome!
Selma: He can grease up my skates anytime!
Moe: Don't you hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz?
Elvis Stojko: That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
Moe: Made up girlfriend, made up city!
Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home?
Marge: I'll tell you why--Christian charity.
Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?
I'm so sick of Gil, he ruins my Thanksgiving, uses my leg razor to peel his carrotsMarge
Marge, admit it. You just can't say no to anyone. That's why you have three kids.Homer
Gil: Aw, come on, you can't say no to Gil.
Marge: (Loudly) NO!!!!
(Gil is eating chocolates from a heart-shaped box)
Gil: Hey Homer, it's Valentine's Day, what are you getting the misses?
Homer: (angrily) A heart-shaped box of chocolates!
Homer: Give back that Holiday cheer, you bastard!
The Grumple: Never!