The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 5: "Labor Pains" Quotes
Moe: Read 'em and weep. The novels of Charlotte Bronte.
Carl: I thought we were playing cards.
Homer: You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive but it's worth it.
Homer: I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.
Bart: Therapy, please.
Lisa: Me too.
Marge: I'm a Schwarzenegger wife!
Homer: But you're also the housekeeper. so it's all good.