The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Like Father, Like Clown" Quotes

Homer: Son, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: That's okay, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: We came to talk to you about your son.
Rabbi Krustofski: I have no son! (Slams door)
Bart: Oh, great, we came all this way and it's the wrong guy.
Rabbi Krustofski: (Re-opens door) I didn't mean that literally! (Re-slams door)
 • Rating: Unrated

Krusty: (singing) We've had lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of fun, but now the time has come... to go. If this old clown was found dead in his bed tomorrow, I'd be in heaven, still doing this show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Okay Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
Milhouse: Uh, a hundred.
Bart: Consider it done. (singing) You're walking along the street or you're at a party! Or else you're alone and then you suddenly dig dig dig. This could be the start of something big.
 • Rating: Unrated

Krusty: Ooh! Sex Chat! (dials)
Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!
Krusty: Hello?
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Hello?
Apu: Are there any women here?
Krusty: Hello!?
Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
Krusty: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Krusty: (reading) Deeee...deee.. dear. Kruuuust. Y?
 • Rating: Unrated

Krusty: (knocks on door and laughs)
Homer: You think it's him?
 • Rating: Unrated

Milhouse: Oh, Hi Bart. I was just in the neighborhood and wha? Krusty the Clown! What a surprise!
Bart: Milhouse. You can come in, and, drop the charade.
 • Rating: Unrated

Krusty: Milhouse, know any knock-knock jokes?
Milhouse: (cries) I wanna go home!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Goodnight Krusty, sorry about your dad!
Krusty: Don't worry about me. I'm a survivor. Hey did I leave my keys inside?
Family: NOO!
Krusty: Oh yeah, here they are.
 • Rating: Unrated

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