The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Like Father, Like Clown" Quotes (Page 3)

Lisa: Here you go, Bart. It's a long shot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew. (Bart stares at her) Bart! I am not going to learn ancient Hebrew!
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Bart: Poor Krusty.
Lisa: A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
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Rabbi Krustofsky: A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate.
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