The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word" Quotes

Krusty: You people are pigs! I personally am going to spit in every fiftieth burger!
Homer: I like those odds.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?
TV Announcer: Next up, an hour-long episode of "Mama's Family."
Homer: Yes!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned: Suppertime, boys!
Rod: Oh boy! Liver!
Todd: Iron helps us play!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent?
Marge: Bart!
Bart: Mr. Rogers says it all the time.
Marge: He does not!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Maggie, can you say daddy? Daddy?
Marge: Kitty. Kitty.
Lisa: Be-bop. Be-bop.
Bart: Shove it. Shove it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer's Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer's Brain: Swish!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: When the working day is done, girls just wanna have fu-hun. That's all we really waaaant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Then the prince and the princess... got married and lived happily ever after.
Bart: Then what happened?
Marge: Uh...they had thirty sons and thirty daughters.
Bart: What were their names?
Marge: Hmm...Dennis...Brad...Mavis...Brad...(falls alseep)
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now!
Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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