The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony" Quotes

Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry! I've only got five minutes till the music store closes!
Moe: Well, why don't you go there first?
Homer: Hey, do I tell you how to do your job?!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: Clarinet?
Homer: No.
Jerry: Oboe?
Homer: No.
Jerry: Saxophone?
Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was that last one again?
Jerry: Saxophone.
Homer: (Recalling) Lisa, stop playing that stupid...saxophone! Yes, that's it!
Jerry: Alto or tenor?
Homer: D'oh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
Homer: (Unsure) U...sury?
Mr. Burns: Silly me! I must have just made up a word that doesn't exist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: I ordered it for my little girl!
Lisa: I'm done.
Homer: Oooh that cost eighty eight dollars.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Look, I let you down, and I apologise, I know that doesn't make it right, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Lisa: I forgive you.
Homer: D'oh! You didn't mean that!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: Dada...Dada.
Marge: Did you hear that Homer?
Homer: Marge, please, I'm busy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Marge, if I spend any more time doing these girl things I'm gonna...you know, go fruity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pet Salesman: Oh my, what is that smell? Oh it's you.
Homer: 'Scuse me, do you sell ponies?
Pet Salesman: Uhsure pal, right here.
Homer: Deer Hound...hey this is a dog!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Homer prepares to take out a loan from Mr. Burns.)
Mr. Burns: Just sign this form and the money will be yours. (Laughs evilly) Sorry, I was just um...erm...thinking of something funny Smithers did today.
Smithers: I didn't do anything funny today.
Mr. Burns: Shut up!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: Wait, dad, I've got something for you! *kiss*
Homer: Aw, I was hoping it would be money!
 • Rating: Unrated

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