Homer: You know, my great-great grandmother was an Indian. I guess I should've mentioned that before, huh?
Lisa: Yes, you should have!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

In a world of thirty-one flavors, we're the cup of water they rinse the scoops in. Grampa out.

Grampa

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• Added: December 22, 2010

What monster, or pair of monsters would steal all of our fire extinguishers?

Skinner

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Wait, wait. Although she is not one of our people this young lady has shown the courage we Native Americans cherish, and who can blame her for wanting to be one of us? We have a noble heritage and cheekbones to die for.

Spokesman at National Tribal Conference

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Marge: Bart, you're too young to get married! You still ask me to check the closet for the boogeyman!
Bart: Well, maybe I've found somebody else to do it for me!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Darcy: Wow, you really are 10. I thought you were just stupid.
Bart: I'm 10 and stupid!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Lisa: Show's over, let's go.
Homer: What's your hurry?
Lisa: Well, some of my report, um, wasn't thoroughly fact checked.
Homer: (Laughs) My little girl's just like CBS News.

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• Added: December 22, 2010