The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Marge Gamer" Quotes (Page 2)

Bart: Mom, I'm going to give you life the way I imagined you gave me life--by pressing Alt-F5 repeatedly! (His game character places a zapping gaze into her eyes as she's brought back to life, then he groans and drops to the floor)
Marge: Bart, you brought me back to life (Sees her character now exhibits the lower part of a pig) as best you could.
Nelson: HA-HAAH!!! (His character is a human head with pigeon wings who flies overhead, makes fun of her, then bumps into a wall and drops into a torch, getting incinerated in the process.)
 • Rating: Unrated

(As his game character, having only his head, is being kicked around by Marge's like a soccer ball.)
Moe: Why am I payin' $14.95 a month for this?
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: (to Lisa) Hey, Lisa! Self-conscious about your shins? My day girls were worried about their boobs
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lisa: (to Marge about her Internet surfing success) I'm proud of you, Mom! You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Lisa, honey, I bought you something. A DVD!
Lisa: Not interested!
Homer: It's a documentary! By the BBC! In cooperation with Canal+!
Lisa: Ah! Gimme gimme gimme!!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned Flanders: Homer, you've met my parents.
Homer: Not naked I haven't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Helen Lovejoy: (to Homer) You are so blind, even Jesus couldn't heal you.
Reverend Lovejoy: Helen please, don't drop the J-bomb.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronaldo: Another family broken up by Ronaldo, yes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: You can't give me a yellow card! You're my father!
Homer: When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore. And judging by how tight they are, I'm never gonna be anyone else's either.
 • Rating: Unrated

(After learning that Bart is the Shadow Knight)
Marge: My son is an evil knight. (Pauses) The most successful evil knight in all of Earthland Realm. Not bad.
 • Rating: Unrated

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