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Kurt: Milhouse and I are next.
Otto: There's no suspense at your place. Even I hooked up with your old lady. Sorry, kid.
Milhouse: You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.

Manjula: My eyes have more bags than the Darjeeling Limited.
Moe: Hah, that's probably a good one.

See this? I'm playing the world's smallest sitar for you.


Bart: You rebel scum make me sick. This is sweet justice for how you graybacks treated our boys at Andersonville.
Lisa: Where there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history.

Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn't have used helium.

Go ugly up someone else's house, you penis-curling she devils.


This ominscient point of view has some bonuses.

I like beer, hot dogs and long blackouts on the beach.


You have so much in common with them. Non-stop chatter during drive-time.

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