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Sorry Marge. I gotta call bullcrap on that one. The '69 Mets will live on forever, but you think anybody cares about Ron Swoboda's wife and kids? Not me, and I assume not Ron Swoboda.

Homer

I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!

Bill James

Why did I advertise my drinks specials in "Scientific American?"

Moe

It's a triumph of number-crunching over the human spirit.

Sports Announcer

She can do the kind of math that has letters!

Nelson

You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport.

Lisa

how about a bench warmer who's afraid of puppets?

Milhouse

Ralph can't play because he's too juiced.

Lisa

Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles.

Homer

Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?

I caught a white apple.

Ralph
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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 Quotes

Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?

I caught a white apple.

Ralph
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