The Simpsons "MoneyBart" Quotes
Homer: Sorry Marge. I gotta call bullcrap on that one. The '69 Mets will live on forever, but you think anybody cares about Ron Swoboda's wife and kids? Not me, and I assume not Ron Swoboda.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bill James: I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Moe: Why did I advertise my drinks specials in "Scientific American?"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sports Announcer: It's a triumph of number-crunching over the human spirit.
• Rating: Unrated
Nelson: She can do the kind of math that has letters!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Lisa: You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Milhouse: how about a bench warmer who's afraid of puppets?
• Rating: Unrated
Lisa: Ralph can't play because he's too juiced.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11