The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3: "MoneyBart" Quotes
Sorry Marge. I gotta call bullcrap on that one. The '69 Mets will live on forever, but you think anybody cares about Ron Swoboda's wife and kids? Not me, and I assume not Ron Swoboda.Homer
I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!Bill James
Why did I advertise my drinks specials in "Scientific American?"Moe
It's a triumph of number-crunching over the human spirit.Sports Announcer
She can do the kind of math that has letters!Nelson
You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport.Lisa
how about a bench warmer who's afraid of puppets?Milhouse
Ralph can't play because he's too juiced.Lisa
Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles.Homer
Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
I caught a white apple.Ralph