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The Simpsons "Moonshine River" Quotes

Marge: Just once I'd like your father to be on a Jumbotron for something good.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Homer: You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy, which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and woman before marriage. After that it's just hanging out with someone who kinda hates you but you can't get it together to leave.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Bart: Come on, Dad, you love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
Homer: Lousy out-dated relics.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Moe: If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything,it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 4
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