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The Simpsons "New Kid on the Block" Quotes (Page 2)

Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!
 • Rating: Unrated
Barney: Uh oh, my heart just stopped..... oh, there it goes.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: Zoo Keeper! Zoo Keeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!
Zoo Keeper: (whispering) There're having sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 14
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