(to Lisa) It's always something, isn't it? First, I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you. Now this!

Homer

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• Added: August 06, 2010

Joblessness is not just for philosophy majors anymore. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.

Kent Brockman

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• Added: August 06, 2010

Nevada makes my butt look big.

Lisa

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• Added: August 06, 2010

Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing because you have a gambling problem.

Homer

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• Added: August 06, 2010