The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 11: "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times" Quotes
Thank you, masked vigilante. Your over-zealous homicide has saved me 80 cents. Now if you're not going to buy anything, please move along.Apu
(to Milhouse) Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!Nelson
Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.Milhouse
(to Martin) You are so dead that you're alive.Dolph
Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9 AM rat helmet.
Homer: 9 AM!?
Judge: I sentence you to life.
Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
Judge: In prison!
I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.Moe
Texan: Look at all them stars How many do you think there are?
Snake: Hand over your wallet.
Homer: You don't frighten me!
(Snake shoots Homer)
Homer: Or my wife!
(Snake shoots Marge)
Homer: Or my--
Marge: Shut up!
Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.Bart
(after Lisa's story) Wow! That had what I really like in a story - an ending!Homer
Bart: (Crashes through window) Party's over, Serpent.
Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip.