The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Rome-old and Juli-eh" Quotes

Homer: I thought bankruptcy was the cool law. The one that says, "Dude, don't worry about it, I got this."
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Homer: Permission to moan?
Judge Harm: I'll allow it.
(Homer makes a loud and long moan.)
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Accountant: Three subscriptions to Vanity Fair?
Homer: I've got three bathrooms, don't I?
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(Bart and Lisa are playing Ping Pong.)
Bart: Ping.
Lisa: Pong.
Bart: Ping.
Lisa: Pong.
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Marge: Grampa's driving me crazy!
Homer: Why are you telling me? He's YOUR father-in-law.
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(Homer and Marge catch Selma kissing Grampa)
Homer: (screams) A bear is eating my father!
Selma: I'm Selma!
Homer: (screams) A talking bear is eating my father!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Okay everyone ahead is my big surprise!
(Bart, Lisa, and Marge fall down the stairs.)
Homer: Watch out for the stairs.
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Bart: Build a fart, I love it! (Laughs hard)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Selma: Wanna split a basket of garlic bread?
Grampa: Slow down you hussie!
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Bart: Lower the draw bridge!
Lisa: What's the password?
Bart: (slowly) I love my sister.
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