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Lisa, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a little sister, and I'm proud of you today.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
I wish you love and good will.
I wish you peace and joy.
I wish you better than your heart desires.
And your first kiss from a boy.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.

's song to Lisa

Bart: Milhouse can you keep a secret?
Milhouse: No.
Bart: Oh well who cares, Michael Jackson is coming to my house!!

Things change when you hit the big 1-O. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore.

Bart

(about Homer being in a mental institution) Oh my God, Mother was right!

Marge

Guy with Mustache: Then one Monday morning, I got up. I got up, I couldn't leave the house. I just couldn't.
Homer: Was the door locked?
Guy with Mustache: No, I just couldn't face what was out there.
Homer: Was it raining?

Bart: (Answering phone) Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!
Homer: Boy! When I get home, I'm going to wrap my hands around your neck--
(The mental doctors suddenly gasp and look at Homer.)
Homer: --and smother you with kisses.
Bart: Dad, whatever they got you on, cut the dose!

Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different!

Homer

Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister.
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me!

Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.

Bart
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