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Marge: You guys went gray yourselves.
Selma: No we didn't, this is just smoke and ash.

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.


What has she done!? I feel like I'm married to Richard Gere.


I just have one question about hair, where does mine start?


I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was more worm than man some months. I dabbled in satanism until I was asked to leave. Oh and one month I ate nothing by aquarium fish.


A lot of great movie stars have gray hairs. Like all those women we loved in the 80's.


If you're watching this, your love life is like Sister Act 3 - no Whoopi.

Dr. Kissingher
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