Marge: You guys went gray yourselves.
Selma: No we didn't, this is just smoke and ash.

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Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Ralph

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What has she done!? I feel like I'm married to Richard Gere.

Homer

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I just have one question about hair, where does mine start?

Bart

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I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was more worm than man some months. I dabbled in satanism until I was asked to leave. Oh and one month I ate nothing by aquarium fish.

Moe

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A lot of great movie stars have gray hairs. Like all those women we loved in the 80's.

Homer

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If you're watching this, your love life is like Sister Act 3 - no Whoopi.

Dr. Kissingher

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