The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Bob Next Door" Quotes

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there, Switches of Eastwick.
Lou: Switches of Eastwick?
Chief Wiggum: I don't want to censor myself. That's how creativity dies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bob: The greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore.
Bart: Oh I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Bob: It's a 4 year old book!
Bart: I'm a slow reader.
Bob: A fitting epitaph... it means last words.
Bob: Are you here to teach me or kill me?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Waitress: All the good men are either gay or have no face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Bart: Mom, can I go?
Marge: Is your room clean?
Bart: No.
Marge: Good, that will give me something to do while you're the game.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.
Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser.
Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Agent: Sorry, someone else has bought the house
Homer: But my loan has already been sold in pieces to banks, hedge funds and municipalities across the globe!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Now that it's empty, who's gonna buy their house? What if someone moves in with two Barts? Or four teenage Barts?
 • Rating: Unrated

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