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I wanna go back inside mommy.

Ralph

Homer: It's not illegal to sleep inside a tyrannosaurus head.
Security Guard: Sir, you're inside an allosaurus.
Homer: I demand to speak to my paleontologist.

I heisted myself to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is I don't even know how to read.

Nail Gaiman

I got the idea from every movie ever made.

Lisa

British Fonzie is right.

Homer [about Neil Gaiman]

Is R.L. Stine here? Because you just gave me goosebumps

TweenLit CEO

Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?

Lisa

Homer: The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do, an asteroid is going to wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place!

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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 6 Quotes

Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?

Lisa

Homer: The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do, an asteroid is going to wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place!

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