The Simpsons "The Book Job" Quotes
Ralph: I wanna go back inside mommy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: It's not illegal to sleep inside a tyrannosaurus head.
Security Guard: Sir, you're inside an allosaurus.
Homer: I demand to speak to my paleontologist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nail Gaiman: I heisted myself to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is I don't even know how to read.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: I got the idea from every movie ever made.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer [about Neil Gaiman]: British Fonzie is right.
• Rating: Unrated
TweenLit CEO: Is R.L. Stine here? Because you just gave me goosebumps
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made-up?
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do, an asteroid is going to wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
