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The-simpsons

Superintendent Chalmers: We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.
Principal Skinner: By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.
Superintendent Chalmers: That's long to a kid.

Unlike love, respect can't be bought.

Homer

(about Donny) When he grows up, I want to be like me!

Ralph Wiggum

(After the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion.)
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! (Pause) Skinner?
Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.
Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.

I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.

Lisa

The rat symbolizes obviousness!

</i> Ralph Wiggum

Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.

Donny: Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple." Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
Mrs. Krabappel: (Sighs) Pretty much.

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