The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawed Couple" Quotes (Page 2)
Bart: Where is Nelson?
Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
Bart: What?!
Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out -- he's right over there.
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Homer: No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! (sobs)
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Martin: Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
Bart: Well said!
(After Martin's line, a title appears: faggot (fag et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. [Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks]
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Greystache: Moustache power, activate!
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Homer: Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.
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