The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Homer" Quotes

Bart: (seeing his reflection in Milhouse's glasses) I'm a nerd!
Milhouse: (seeing his reflection in Bart's glasses) So am I!
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Homer: (Singing) Oh Mindy.
You came and you gave without flaking,
but I sent you Ben Gay.
Oh Andy
You kissed me and stopped me from something...
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Mr. Burns (to a duck): Get back to work, Stuart!
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Homer: Oh Marge, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from worky.
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Homer: Think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts...
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(Homer and Mindy represent the nuclear power plant at the National Energy Convention.)
Man: Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastards!
Mindy: Get bent!
Man #2: No more Chernobyls!
Homer: Go to Hell! (Throws a brick at him)
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Homer: Another day, another box of stolen pens.
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Lisa: Look, Dad, I made fish sticks. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out.
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(After fantasizing about Mindy)
Homer: What the hell was that? I knew I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
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Mindy: I've got a really wicked idea that could get us into a lot of trouble.
Homer: Mindy, we have to fight our temptations.
Mindy: No Homer, let's do it ... Let's call Room Service!
 • Rating: Unrated

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