The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Homer" Quotes (Page 2)

Homer: Colonel Klink! Why have you forsaken me!?
(A "ghost" in the form of Colonel Klink appears in front of Homer.)
Colonel Klink: What is it!
Homer: (Chuckles) Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot?
Colonel Klink: He did?
 • Rating: Unrated

(Colonel Klink appears before Homer as his guardian angel.)
Homer: Colonel Klink! Did you get my Letters?
Colonel Klink: I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form.
Homer: Heh heh, did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
Colonel Klink: Homerrrrrrr!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye. Therein lies the game.
Millhouse: I fear to watch...yet I cannot turn away!
Principal Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car!
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama.
Principal Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: You mean it ain't me noggin it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Doctor: Hmm...throat looks a little red...I better spray it.
Bart: (Coughs then in a nerdy voice.) Ooh, thanks nice lady, my voice is crazy with this brain already. Ooh, I feel so much better Mr. Medical science-type person.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sherri & Terri: Nice glasses four eyes!
Nelson: Yeah, nice shoes...uh... two feet...uh.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: So uh...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: We love cake. Anybody see the game last night?
Homer: Yeeeah. That Mindy seems real nice.
Lenny: Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break!
Carl: Yeah, usually you just take the box of donuts into the bathroom!
Homer: Mindy has a motorcycle!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Moe, I need your advice... See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.
Guy: (Runs out of the bar, crying)
Barney: Aye! Joey Joe Joe!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Homer climbs into a cramped elevator with Mindy, but does not notice her.)
Homer: I've made it the whole day without seeing her again! (Notices Mindy) Aah! I mean--Haalow!
Mindy: Eh...I guess we'll be going down together--I mean getting off t--I mean...
Homer: That's okay. I'll just push the button for the stimulator--I mean elevator!
 • Rating: Unrated

Grampa: That raccoon stole my lamb chop!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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