The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer" Quotes
Homer: Colonel Klink! Why have you forsaken me!?
(A "ghost" in the form of Colonel Klink appears in front of Homer.)
Colonel Klink: What is it!
Homer: (Chuckles) Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot?
Colonel Klink: He did?
Mindy: I've got a really wicked idea that could get us into a lot of trouble.
Homer: Mindy, we have to fight our temptations.
Mindy: No Homer, let's do it ... Let's call Room Service!
What the hell was that? I knew I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.</i> Homer
Look, Dad, I made fish sticks. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out.Lisa
Another day, another box of stolen pens.
(Homer and Mindy represent the nuclear power plant at the National Energy Convention.)
Man: Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastards!
Mindy: Get bent!
Man #2: No more Chernobyls!
Homer: Go to Hell! (Throws a brick at him)
Think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts...
Oh Marge, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from worky.
Get back to work, Stuart!Mr. Burns (<i>to a duck</i>)
(Singing) Oh Mindy.
You came and you gave without flaking,
but I sent you Ben Gay.
You kissed me and stopped me from something...
Bart: (seeing his reflection in Milhouse's glasses) I'm a nerd!
Milhouse: (seeing his reflection in Bart's glasses) So am I!