The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Ned-Liest Catch" Quotes

Bart: Teachers should not be allowed to live near their students. We're natural enemies - like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
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Homer: Ned, I have a confession to make, I may not have come here solely with the noble intention of getting drunk.
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Comic Book Guy: I still wear your bra.
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Homer: My doctor said don't walk.
Marge: That was a traffic signal!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Flanders: Call me Delta Airlines, because I can't handle all your extra baggage.
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Comic Book Guy: My email address is edna172. It's the lowest number I could get.
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Bart: If fairytales have taught us anything, first wives are the best and second wives are terrible.
Homer: Just the opposite of real life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ned: That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Edna: Those two boys of yours weren't delivered by the stork.
Flanders: Yes they were. We deliberately chose a Doctor Stork so we could say it without lying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Flanders: Did a volcano erupt in candy land, because I just caught me a flying red hot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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