The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 23 Episode 8: "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" Quotes
They were kids, and we gave them candy if they laughed! And if they didn't, until the 70s, I hit them with a stick! Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called "Circus of Shame" or something.
Krusty
Annie: I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months!
Homer: What about mimes?
Annie: Come on, I'm not made of stone.
They took my dressing room, my parking space, even my writer, so I don't have a funny third item.
Krusty
No more TV! We're going to get some fresh air and visit a museum. Of television!
Marge
People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.
Bart
If you ever hear a star's name and wonder, is he dead? The answer is either "I represent him" or "yes."
Annie Dubinksy
And all the movies are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hackey.
Krusty
