The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" Quotes
Krusty: They were kids, and we gave them candy if they laughed! And if they didn't, until the 70s, I hit them with a stick! Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called "Circus of Shame" or something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Annie: I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months!
Homer: What about mimes?
Annie: Come on, I'm not made of stone.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Krusty: They took my dressing room, my parking space, even my writer, so I don't have a funny third item.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: No more TV! We're going to get some fresh air and visit a museum. Of television!
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Annie Dubinksy: If you ever hear a star's name and wonder, is he dead? The answer is either "I represent him" or "yes."
• Rating: Unrated
Krusty: And all the movies are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hackey.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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