The Simpsons

Sundays 8:00 PM on FOX
The simpsons
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

They were kids, and we gave them candy if they laughed! And if they didn't, until the 70s, I hit them with a stick! Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called "Circus of Shame" or something.

Krusty

Annie: I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months!
Homer: What about mimes?
Annie: Come on, I'm not made of stone.

They took my dressing room, my parking space, even my writer, so I don't have a funny third item.

Krusty

No more TV! We're going to get some fresh air and visit a museum. Of television!

Marge

People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.

Bart

If you ever hear a star's name and wonder, is he dead? The answer is either "I represent him" or "yes."

Annie Dubinksy

And all the movies are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hackey.

Krusty
Displaying all 7 quotes

The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 8 Quotes

If you ever hear a star's name and wonder, is he dead? The answer is either "I represent him" or "yes."

Annie Dubinksy

And all the movies are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hackey.

Krusty