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Simpson, I won't forget this. From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys.

Nelson

Dolph: I'm going to kiss the ground.
Kearney: Loser, you're gay for the ground.
Dolph: Well, you're gay for homophobia.
Kearney: Wow, you just made me gay for tolerance.

Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?

Homer

My lifestyle is my retirement plan.

Homer
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The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 14 Quotes

My lifestyle is my retirement plan.

Homer

Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?

Homer