The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 8: "To Cur With Love" Quotes
I insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again. Just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is - bolo.Burns
God closes a door, he opens a gunshop.Herman
Well, that's just how dogs are. The most disloyal, unfaithful creatures god ever made.Homer
Grampa: Unfortunately, like all true stories, this one has a crappy ending.
Bart: You have a story with an ending.
Bart: He's alive!
Marge: And he didn't pee on the floor.
Grampa: For me that's a perfect day.
I love that dog...but that is one long, stupid name.Lisa
That's right, your lord sticks his hand in his pants. And yes, it is the same hand I tapped you with.Homer