The Simpsons "To Cur With Love" Quotes
Burns: I insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again. Just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is - bolo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Herman: God closes a door, he opens a gunshop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Well, that's just how dogs are. The most disloyal, unfaithful creatures god ever made.
• Rating: Unrated
Grampa: Unfortunately, like all true stories, this one has a crappy ending.
Bart: You have a story with an ending.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: He's alive!
Marge: And he didn't pee on the floor.
Grampa: For me that's a perfect day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: I love that dog...but that is one long, stupid name.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: That's right, your lord sticks his hand in his pants. And yes, it is the same hand I tapped you with.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7