I insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again. Just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is - bolo.

Burns

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• Added: December 16, 2012

God closes a door, he opens a gunshop.

Herman

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• Added: December 16, 2012

Well, that's just how dogs are. The most disloyal, unfaithful creatures god ever made.

Homer

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• Added: December 16, 2012

Grampa: Unfortunately, like all true stories, this one has a crappy ending.
Bart: You have a story with an ending.

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• Added: December 16, 2012

Bart: He's alive!
Marge: And he didn't pee on the floor.
Grampa: For me that's a perfect day.

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• Added: December 16, 2012

I love that dog...but that is one long, stupid name.

Lisa

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• Added: December 16, 2012

That's right, your lord sticks his hand in his pants. And yes, it is the same hand I tapped you with.

Homer

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• Added: December 16, 2012