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The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XX" Quotes

Homer: Marge, can you still love a man that's half beer?
Marge: I always have
 • Rating: Unrated
Kang: This is the best musical I've sene in lightyears
Kodos: Light years measure distance, not time!
 • Rating: Unrated
Marge: What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: I can't kill her, she's Lisa's god mother
Apu: You can apologize in hell
Marge: I guess I could!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: Apu, how did you survie?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted meat and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth

 • Rating: Unrated
Principal Skinner: Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer Simpson: Lighten up ladies, it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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