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Homer: Marge, can you still love a man that's half beer?
Marge: I always have

Kang: This is the best musical I've sene in lightyears
Kodos: Light years measure distance, not time!

What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]

Marge

Marge: I can't kill her, she's Lisa's god mother
Apu: You can apologize in hell
Marge: I guess I could!

Lisa: Apu, how did you survie?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted meat and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth

Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself

Principal Skinner

Lighten up ladies, it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume

Homer Simpson
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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 4 Quotes

Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself

Principal Skinner

Lighten up ladies, it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume

Homer Simpson