The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XXI" Quotes
Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
Milhouse: Aw, I'm always the thimble.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: They should call this one recipe for murder.
Marge: What do you mean "this one?"
Homer: Never mind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dracula: His blood! It's full of cholesterol!
Homer: And not the good kind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Edmund: Let's move between the trees the way a bat does: by jumping.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: She just wanted to ride bikes through New England, but those seats hurt my ass.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
Lisa: They're just dots in circles.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Otto: Why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: What was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh yeah. Kill, kill, kill!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Monopoly Guy: There was a bank error in my favor and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 11