The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XXI" Quotes
Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
Milhouse: Aw, I'm always the thimble.
Homer: They should call this one recipe for murder.
Marge: What do you mean "this one?"
Homer: Never mind.
Dracula: His blood! It's full of cholesterol!
Homer: And not the good kind.
Edmund: Let's move between the trees the way a bat does: by jumping.
She just wanted to ride bikes through New England, but those seats hurt my ass.Homer
Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
Lisa: They're just dots in circles.
Why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom?Otto
What was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh yeah. Kill, kill, kill!Bart
Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.
There was a bank error in my favor and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes.Monopoly Guy
Milhouse: Satan's path?
Bart: It's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.